Summary of Horrorstor: A Novel by Grady Hendrix

Venture into Grady Hendrix's Horrorstor, where shopping meets spine-chilling horror in a hilariously dark twist on consumer culture!

Imagine this: You walk into an IKEA knock-off called Orsk, and instead of finding a new bookshelf or that minimalist lamp you desperately need for your living room, you stumble into a horror showdown that even Stephen King would raise an eyebrow at. Welcome to Horrorstor, where consumerism meets creepy in the most bizarre way!

This novel, structured like an IKEA catalog (because who doesn't love flat-pack humor?), follows our heroine, Amy. She's a disgruntled employee working at Orsk, what she initially considers the embodiment of modern life: assembly-required furniture and overpriced meatballs. But things take a turn when the store starts experiencing some seriously strange occurrences. Without giving too much away (spoiler alert!), let's just say that the furniture isn't the only thing designed to terrorize.

As employees begin to disappear, Amy and her surprisingly motley crew of co-workers decide to pull an all-nighter (because who wouldn't want to stay in an empty store with a haunting presence?) to figure out what's going on. They light up the dull fluorescent lights, armed with flashlights, a fortified stash of snacks, and a healthy dose of bravado, ready to face whatever dread is lurking in the aisles.

Throughout their nocturnal adventure, they uncover the dark history of the building, revealing that perhaps the furniture isn't the creepiest thing in the store. We learn about hauntings, a tragic backstory, and all the ghostly mishaps that have caused the store to become a horror hotspot. It's like Ghostbusters meets The Office - a darkly funny commentary on consumerism, featuring jump scares in aisle three.

The novel cleverly critiques the nature of retail culture, using horror as a lens to explore the soullessness of the modern shopping experience. As the employees navigate the increasingly bizarre and terrifying situation, readers are treated to moments of dark humor that poke fun at everything from flat-pack furniture assembly to the lengths one will go to for a paycheck.

In a nutshell, Horrorstor takes you on a wild ride of laughs and shrieks. It's an engaging blend of horror and humor, with a hefty dose of societal critique tossed in for good measure. For those who thought shopping could get no worse, Grady Hendrix is here to prove you wrong-who knew a night spent in a furniture store could be so chilling?

So, if you're looking for a funny, spine-tingling read filled with quirky characters and hauntingly entertaining moments, Horrorstor might just be your new favorite bedtime story... assuming you don't mind the occasional ghostly furniture piece floating around!

Maddie Page

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