Summary of Expressing Your Milk: Excerpt from Working and Breastfeeding Made Simple by Nancy Mohrbacher

Master the art of pumping at work with Nancy Mohrbacher's insights on balancing breastfeeding and professionalism, all served with humor!

So, you've decided to combine the glamorous world of working life with the equally glamorous world of breastfeeding? Congratulations! Welcome to the club, where every pump breaks feel like mini-vacations and your lunch hour is more about milk than sandwiches. Nancy Mohrbacher's "Expressing Your Milk" is your practical guide to mastering this feat without losing your mind-or your milk.

First things first, let's talk about pumping. Mohrbacher dives into the nitty-gritty of how to efficiently express milk while trying to maintain a semblance of normalcy in the workplace. You'll learn the ins and outs of various pumping techniques, which are essentially magic tricks designed to make you look like you're doing something completely normal in a cubicle, when in reality, you're just trying to fill plastic bags with your life-giving super liquid.

The author emphasizes the importance of having the right equipment. Forget your expensive handbag; your new must-have accessory is a breast pump. You'll find a rundown of the best pumps on the market, along with the pros and cons. Spoiler alert: The bigger the pump, the louder the suck, and probably the more attention you'll attract in the break room.

Next, Mohrbacher addresses the work environment-a vital aspect that makes or breaks your breastfeeding experience. She suggests creating a supportive space (which sounds easy, but let's be real-good luck finding a private area that doesn't involve a janitor with a bucket) and communicating your needs to your employer. Yes, that's right-talk to your boss about your breasts. What could possibly go wrong?

Now, let's chat about timing. Apparently, it's not just about pumping when you feel like it. Mohrbacher encourages you to schedule pumping sessions like they're business meetings, because nothing says professionalism like leaving a meeting to go express milk! You'll learn to set reminders on your phone that say "Time to pump!"-a novelty message that the IT guy will probably never let you live down.

Speaking of logistics, we have to discuss storage. This book hilariously covers the various methods of keeping your precious milk safe and sound. From the fridge to the freezer, there's a whole chapter dedicated to the dos and don'ts. Hint: Do not accidentally mix your milk with the office's lunch stash. You'll know you've crossed a line when your coworkers start avoiding your homemade cookies.

Finally, Mohrbacher wraps up with some sage advice on maintaining your sanity. Let's be honest-there will be days when you feel like a dairy factory operating on a tight schedule. But with her tips on self-care and stress management, you might just survive this craziness with your milk (and sanity) intact.

In conclusion, "Expressing Your Milk" is a practical, humorous handbook that tackles breastfeeding with a sense of realism and a sprinkle of sass. Whether you're a seasoned pro or a first-time mom trying to juggle work and motherhood, Nancy Mohrbacher has packed this excerpt full of valuable insights and laughable realities. And remember, if all else fails, just know you're not alone in this milk-expressing adventure! 🍼✨️

Maddie Page

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