Summary of We'll Always Have Parrots, by Donna Andrews
Dive into the hilarious chaos of 'We'll Always Have Parrots' where Meg Langslow tackles murder amidst family antics and quirky bird lovers!
Sunday, September 28, 2025
Welcome to the chaotic world of Meg Langslow, where birds and murder seem to go hand in hand! In We'll Always Have Parrots, the fifth installment of the Meg Langslow Mysteries, our heroine finds herself knee-deep in feathers, flaps, and a few unfortunate fowls. If you ever wondered how a simple family reunion can spiral into a murder investigation, Donna Andrews has got you covered!
The story kicks off with Meg, our charming blacksmith turned amateur sleuth, hosting a family gathering at her ancestral home, Caerphilly. Something tells us this is going to be more than just awkward family dynamics and strained relationships; there's a murder plot brewing. Enter the Great Parrot Pageant-yes, you read that right-a zany bird competition that attracts not only a flock of colorful parrots but also a killer with a sinister sense of humor. Just when you thought your Thanksgiving was messy!
As if parrot enthusiasts weren't eccentric enough, we get a cast of quirky characters who could give any sitcom a run for its money. Not to mention, there's Meg's family tree, which is more like a jungle gym full of conflicting personalities. You've got overbearing relatives, obsessed bird lovers, and even a talking parrot (hopefully more charming than your average relative)! And amidst the chaos, a murder occurs, leaving everyone flapping in the wind-pun intended.
Prepare for plenty of laughs and a few facepalms as Meg juggles her family, the pageant, and the not-so-friendly neighborhood cops. Spoiler Alert: Meg isn't just there to serve up turkey and cranberry sauce. She's on a mission to solve the murder before the feathers truly hit the fan.
As Meg unravels clues, we dive deep into a whirlwind of red herrings that might make even the most seasoned detective dizzy. While you're guessing who the culprit might be, make sure to take notes on all the delightful bird puns-and trust me, there are many! Between the melodrama of family secrets and the absurdities of parrot pageantry, Andrews knows how to balance mystery and hilarity like a pro.
By the end of this chaotic tale, Meg not only solves the mystery but also learns a valuable lesson about family, feathers, and, most importantly, the chaos that comes with both. So if you're ready for a wild ride through a murder mystery that's filled to the brim with squawking drama, We'll Always Have Parrots is just the light-hearted escapade you need.
In conclusion, if you fancy a blend of humor, mystery, and a splash of avian madness, grab this book and prepare to laugh out loud. Just remember to keep an eye on those parrots-they're not just feathered friends; they might be the key to uncovering a murderer lurking in the shadows of your family reunion!
Maddie Page
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