Summary of *Proceedings of the Commissioners of Indian Affairs* by Franklin Benjamin Hough

Dive into the quirky history of 19th-century bureaucracy with Hough's 'Proceedings of the Commissioners of Indian Affairs,' filled with sharp insights and dark humor.

Welcome to the wild and wacky world of 19th-century bureaucracy! In Proceedings of the Commissioners of Indian Affairs, Franklin Benjamin Hough takes us on a thrilling, edge-of-your-seat ride through the, wait for it... drumroll please... extinguishment of Indian titles in New York. Yes, you heard right. It sounds like a blockbuster Hollywood movie, right? Spoiler: it's not.

Let's jump right into the meaty goodness of this work. Hough compiled and published these proceedings to document the shenanigans of various commissioners who had nothing better to do than sit around and discuss taking land from Native Americans. You might think this sounds like a boring history book, but trust me, it's a treasure trove of snappy quotes, formalities, and bureaucratic nonsense that could make anyone chuckle... or cringe.

The book kicks off with the commissioners being appointed-because what's a land grab without some official titles and a fancy ceremony? These fine folks were charged with the task of negotiating the extinction of Indian titles, which is a fancy way of saying, "Let's take their land without it getting too messy." Because, you know, nobody wants a land dispute to go south!

With a series of proceedings, Hough covers the intricate discussions (read: endless arguments) over land treaties, compensation, and all sorts of legal mumbo jumbo that would make even a lawyer's head spin. Imagine a bunch of gentlemen in top hats, sipping tea and discussing the finer points of legally robbing someone-what a time to be alive!

As the pages tumble down, you'll meet various Native American leaders, bravely standing up to the commissioners, who are all about making deals that often lean towards the supremely unfair. Spoiler alert: if you think this is going to end with everyone shaking hands and singing Kumbaya, you clearly haven't read enough history!

Throughout the volume, Hough also includes delightful tidbits like the changing attitudes toward Native Americans, the evolving legal framework, and some back-and-forth debates that would put even the most riveting reality TV show to shame. Yes, because nothing says "great literature" quite like a showdown over land rights!

While Hough's prose could at times resemble a dull meeting agenda, the real star here is the revelation of just how much paper-pushing went into the obliteration of native land rights. If you've ever thought bureaucracy was the pinnacle of entertainment, this is your moment!

So there you have it-a whirlwind tour through the highly official (and exceedingly tedious) processes designed to eradicate Indian titles in New York. Will you come away with a newfound appreciation for paperwork? Probably not. But at least you'll know that there's more to government proceedings than just boring ol' documents!

Perfect for history buffs, political science majors, or anyone looking to dive into the depths of government inefficiency with a sprinkle of dark humor. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!

Maddie Page

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