Summary of The New Inquisition: Irrational Rationalism and the Citadel of Science, by Robert Anton Wilson
Dive into Robert Anton Wilson's 'The New Inquisition' and explore the paradox of rationalism versus dogma in science. A playful critique awaits!
Sunday, September 28, 2025
Welcome to the wonderful world of The New Inquisition: Irrational Rationalism and the Citadel of Science, where the battle of wits is less about saving the world and more about saving face in the grand arena of human thought. In this delightful romp through pseudo-rationality, Robert Anton Wilson explodes the idea that rationalism is the cure-all for the world's ills. Spoiler alert: it isn't.
Wilson embarks on an expedition to dissect the cult of science, where reason reigns supreme, but only if you subscribe to the right doctrines. If you thought science was above reproach-think again! According to Wilson, there exists a blarring contradiction where the devotion to scientific dogma can become as rigid and irrational as any zealous faith. Yes, that's right! He argues that the very rationalists who criticize woo-woo nonsense might themselves be engaging in their own brand of irrational rationalism. So put away your lab coats for a moment and let's dive into this curious paradox shrouded in a lab coat!
This book does more than just throw shade. It challenges the reader to navigate through the fog of certainty that often clouds rational thought. With an array of examples, Wilson reveals a series of mind-bending contradictions where rational thinkers may become just as dogmatic as the believers in the very pseudoscience they ridicule. It's an intellectual game of "gotcha!" where the stakes are high, and your ability to think critically is put to the test.
Wilson's wit is as sharp as a scalpel. He tosses around concepts like "rationalism" and "empiricism" with the kind of finesse that makes you wonder if you're actually reading a manifesto or just enjoying a fantastical dinner conversation with a particularly cheeky genius. From introducing the idea of scientific "inquisition" to critiquing the very foundations of how knowledge is constructed, he invites you to play along in questioning everything you thought you knew-just don't expect simple answers.
As the book unfolds, you'll encounter a myriad of discussions that touch upon the psychology of belief, the ethical implications of scientific inquiry, and the role of culture in influencing what we deem as "truth." Imagine a philosophical potluck where all the guests are arguing about the best way to prepare their favorite dish, while also discovering that nobody really knows how to cook but swears by their recipes anyway. That's the vibe here!
But wait! What about the Citadel of Science, you ask? Wilson cleverly uses this metaphor to illustrate those impenetrable strongholds of knowledge; blind spots and biases that can-gasp!-cloud the judgment of highly esteemed scientists. In other words, the so-called guardians of reason might just be human after all. Who knew?!
In conclusion, if you're tired of ever-growing certainties and the self-righteous belligerence of the so-called rationalists, The New Inquisition invites you into a dance of skepticism where no one is above scrutiny, including science itself. By the end of this short trip through intellectual chaos, you might just find yourself questioning whether the quest for objective truth is more like a merry-go-round than a straight path.
Grab your jester hats and get ready to giggle-there's plenty to ponder in this delightful dismantling of dogmatic thought!
Maddie Page
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