Summary of You're TOTALLY Badass: A Totally Inappropriate Self-Affirming Adult Coloring Book, by Jen Meyers

Unleash your inner badass with this hilarious adult coloring book that combines self-affirmation and fun. Color your way to confidence!

Ah, You're TOTALLY Badass! The title alone screams confidence while simultaneously giving you a high-five. If you're the kind of person who enjoys a splash of snarkiness in your self-care routine, then you've stumbled upon the right adult coloring book. Why, you ask? Because it combines coloring with inappropriate affirmations, turning self-love into a laugh-out-loud affair.

This book consists of 58 pages of colorful chaos that invites you to unleash your inner badass. Yes, you heard that right! Instead of sipping herbal tea and meditating silently, this gem encourages you to grab your favorite coloring tools and embrace the fun of life-while also sneaking in some cheeky affirmations that you definitely wouldn't read at a family dinner. Think: "You're not just good enough-you're f*ing fantastic!" (Spoiler alert: you have permission to laugh out loud while you color outside the lines)

Let's break it down for you, shall we? The pages are packed with whimsical illustrations paired with fantastic phrases that tease your inner critic. Ever felt like you're just "fine"? Well, according to this book, being "fine" is basically a crime against your fabulous self. Each page is designed to remind you (in the most hilarious way possible) that you're a one-of-a-kind masterpiece, and let's be honest, we all need that reminder while stuck in the monotony of adulthood.

Warning: this book is not for the faint of heart. If you prefer your self-affirmations wrapped in niceties and sugarcoated compliments, you might want to skip this one. But if you're ready to get real, it's time to embrace that inner badass. You can expect a lot of coloring (obviously) along with some serious laughs as you come face to face with the most hilariously inappropriate self-talk.

So, grab your markers, pencils, or even crayons (don't be shy, we don't judge here), and embark on a colorful journey to self-empowerment that's far from boring. And who knows? By the time you're done, you might just feel so badass that you can conquer the world-or at the very least, your laundry pile.

In a world where everyone is telling you to "be kind" and "stay humble," this book flips the script and shouts, "Be bold, be loud, and for the love of all that is holy, don't you dare apologize for being fabulous!" Ready to color your way to infinite confidence? Then jump right in. Just remember, it's all about having fun-so don't take yourself too seriously... you're totally badass, after all!

Maddie Page

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