Summary of Classic Crust Murder, by Patti Benning
Dive into the deliciously entertaining world of 'Classic Crust Murder' where pizza and murder collide in this cozy culinary mystery!
Sunday, September 28, 2025
Welcome to the culinary murder mystery where dough isn't the only thing getting rolled out! In Classic Crust Murder, the 26th installment of the Papa Pacelli's Pizzeria series, we dive into a pizza-themed whodunit that's lighter than a slice of Margherita and just as cheesy.
Now, let's set the scene: cozy pizzeria, checks on the table, and a killer (literally) atmosphere. Papa Pacelli, our beloved pizza-slinging protagonist, finds himself knee-deep in tomato sauce and trouble when a murder takes place right in his establishment. Spoiler alert: it's not just the topping that's got people in a tizzy.
As the story unfolds, you will encounter a cast of characters that are as colorful as the toppings on a supreme pizza. There's the overzealous food critic who's got more opinions than sense, a surly cook who measures his attitude in teaspoons of spite, and of course, the regular customers who just want their pepperoni without any side of homicide. Talk about a "slice" of life!
Papa, with his apron on and his detective hat (who knew he had one?), must navigate through a tirade of suspects and motives that are stickier than a half-eaten slice left out overnight. Everyone has a secret, and trust me, they're not as tasteful as the pizza. Between accusations flying faster than a tossed pie, our hero uncovers clues hidden deeper than the crust of a deep-dish pizza.
In a classic cozy mystery fashion, you can expect a sprinkle of charm, a dash of humor, and all the doughy distractions that come with running a pizzeria. Just when you think you've figured out who the culprit is, the plot thickens like a good Alfredo sauce - with twists that would make even the most experienced pizza chef spin.
So as Papa Pacelli kneads his way through suspects and seasoning, readers are left on the edge of their seats - or should I say, their barstools? Will he discover the identity of the killer before the last slice is served? Grab your favorite slice and prepare for an amusing ride filled with murder, mayhem, and of course, mouth-watering pizza.
Whether or not you're a murder mystery aficionado, Classic Crust Murder offers a deliciously fun escape into a world where pepperoni and police work collide! Just remember: in this pizzeria, the only thing that should be "well done" is the pizza - not the victims.
So, roll up your sleeves and dig into this light-hearted tale! Just don't forget to keep an eye on your pizza - you never know what might be lurking beneath that cheesy, gooey goodness!
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