Summary of From Wakefield to Towton: The Wars of the Roses (Battleground Britain 1460-1461), by Philip Haigh

Dive into the thrilling saga of the Wars of the Roses with Philip Haigh's 'From Wakefield to Towton'. Experience the drama, battles, and betrayal!

Welcome to the Wars of the Roses, a time when England was basically one long, messy Reality TV show-The Bachelor meets Game of Thrones. In From Wakefield to Towton, Philip Haigh takes us on a bloody, thrilling tour of England in the early 1460s, where the crown was about as stable as a Jenga tower on a roller coaster.

First, let's set the stage, shall we? Picture it: England, 1460. The houses of York and Lancaster are like those feuding neighbors who can never agree on how to trim their hedges. (Spoiler: there's no happy ending for anyone involved.) It's all about who gets to wear the crown, and trust me, they were all wearing their best "Kingly" attire, yet here they are throwing tantrums and looking for swords instead of solutions.

Our story kicks off with the Battle of Wakefield, which sounds like a picnic but is actually the exact opposite. Spoiler alert: it ends with a lot of death and drama as Richard, Duke of York, finds out that no one survives a bad hair day or a bad battle. It's a real "Oops, my bad!" moment that leads to some serious family drama for the Yorkists.

But hold onto your hats because it gets juicier! After Wakefield, we have the Battle of Mortimer's Cross, where Edward IV, the dashing Yorkist leader, enters the ring to sweep us off our feet (and then proceeds to slaughter his enemies). The battle feels like a Michael Bay film-lots of explosions, chaos, and oh, look, there's a guy with a sword who's definitely on the wrong team.

And then we arrive at the grand finale: the Battle of Towton-the Super Bowl of medieval battles. Imagine thousands of soldiers fighting in a snowstorm because, you know, why not add hypothermia to the list of problems? This is where alliances are tested, alliances are broken, and countless stories end with a splash of red and a pinch of betrayal. Spoiler: it's not just the weather that's cold-so are the blades!

Throughout the book, Haigh weaves a narrative that is both informative and engaging, filled with enough drama, strategy, and bloodshed to make even the most stoic historians raise an eyebrow. He takes you through the muddy fields of England, where honor is as flimsy as a piece of parchment and promises are made to be broken faster than you can say "dynasty."

In short, From Wakefield to Towton isn't just about battles; it's about the politics, the heartbreak, and the unpleasant realization that when power is involved, family ties can sometimes snap like a cheap rubber band. With Haigh at the helm, you'll not only gain insight into this tumultuous period but also find yourself chuckling at the sheer absurdity of it all.

So if you're ready for a story that combines historical analysis with the kind of drama that would make daytime soap operas jealous, dive into this bloody tale of ambition, survival, and, let's be real, the ultimate family feud of medieval England! And remember, in the game of thrones, you win or you get your head chopped off. Happy reading!

Maddie Page

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