Summary of Tiling Complete: Expert Advice From Start to Finish by Michael Schweit and Robin Nicholas

Transform your space with expert advice from 'Tiling Complete'. Master the art of tiling with tips, techniques, and troubleshooting guidance!

So, you want to become the Michelangelo of tiling, but without the need for a time machine? Look no further than Tiling Complete: Expert Advice From Start to Finish. This book has all the tricks, tips, and tile-related truths you need to transform your floor-or wall, or countertop-into a masterpiece. Just remember: it's called tiling, not "let's make a mess."

The authors, Michael Schweit and Robin Nicholas, kick things off with an introduction that's as inspiring as it is practical. They give you a glimpse into the types of tiles available-ceramic, porcelain, glass-and suggest you choose wisely. After all, that tile shaped like a unicorn may look lovely now, but will it still charm you in a year? The objective here is to help you make decisions you won't regret while lying on the floor in a pool of tears over a bad choice.

Next comes the preparation phase. If you thought getting ready for a date was nerve-wracking, try prepping a surface for tiling! The authors emphasize the importance of a solid substrate. Translation: if your base is as shaky as a toddler on roller skates, your tiles will be going places-definitely not where you want them to be. They guide you through checking the levelness and ensuring it's clean enough to eat off-though we don't recommend trying that (you do you, though).

Once you're done fake-crying over your substrate, it's time to apply thin-set mortar like a pro. Here's where the real fun begins. The installation section covers techniques for laying out tiles, cutting them (yes, you'll need a tile cutter; it's not done with a butter knife), and grouting. We're talking about real artistry here, folks! The authors remind you: use spacers! Unless you truly enjoy uneven gaps and the judgmental looks of your future house guests.

Let's talk troubleshooting because, surprise! Not everything will go according to plan. If your tiles start looking more 'abstract art' than 'masterpiece,' fret not-Schweit and Nicholas have your back. They detail common problems like lippage (that annoying unevenness), cracked tiles, and mismatched grout. You'll find solutions that range from genius hacks to a simple "just redo it, buddy."

And wait-there's a whole section on maintenance! Because what's the point of all that hard work if your gorgeous new tile is going to be covered in grime faster than your favorite outfit after a day out? You'll learn serious cleaning tips and tricks to keep your tiles looking spick and span, including the dire consequences of using the wrong products. Who knew bleach would turn your beautiful tiles into a ghostly disaster?

Finally, let's wrap it up with a celebratory toast to your shiny new tiles. This book has done its job: you're now equipped with all the expert advice needed to tackle your tiling projects with finesse. So grab your tiles and tools-let the artsy chaos begin! Just remember, take your time and, for the love of all that is holy, don't rush to install those tiles. You'll thank yourself later, especially when you're not having to tear the whole thing back up again!

Now, go forth and tile responsibly!

Maddie Page

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